i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear
funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens
And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.
I’ve had more fictional character crushes than I have real people crushes.
There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second
do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA